I met Lance bass once

Hi, I’m Cara and I’m 20, I live in Canada and I’m a lesbian. I like beer, cats, weed, profanity and Napoleon Dynamite. I fall in love with free spirits and want things I can’t have. I enjoy kissing people I like and watching movies. Naps make me more tired than I was originally and I don't think I'm very cool. I’m for some reason unemployed like 50% of the time and if you offer me rum I won’t say no. online

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tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

he fucking SHUTS THEM DOWN IT’S WONDERFUL

this face sums up my reactions to people 99% of the time

That was great

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

seems like a cool dude

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chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

the only makeup tutorial anyone will ever need

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psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

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ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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darrynek:

i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet

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